Episode IV: A New Hope

Sep 30, 2009

Crashboy gives a crash course in Google Voice and why it may be scary. The nerds do good in the world by discussing breast movement, and catch up with a 21st century hobo stealing someone’s WiFi. Michael Jackson hated Thriller? Art insists his voice doesn’t need Autotune. And we ask, “what’s an ass burger?”

00:00 – The boys can’t pronounce a syndrome highlighted on The Amazing Race. Does this mean they’ve got it, too? And why Kevin Smith is an ass.

05:10 – I Am T-Pain is a pain in the ass, and Art insists it doesn’t do squat for him.

06:48 – Bouncing Canadian breasts. Google search results here. One of the boys insists he hasn’t had a finger up his butt… and the other suggests he might enjoy it.

11:35 – Two words: Cordless toothbrush

12:50 – Michael Jackson: Thriller is c**p

14:28 – Google App for iPhone, and why Apple shit a brick

17:55 – Two hours of pushin’ brooms, Josh Sullivan of 52 Friends insists he’s not gettin’ any during his Kerouac-esque year-long road trip and tells the boys about a scary experience with one of the hosts who let ‘em sleep on their couch for a week.

24:02 – Jedi says Tesco discriminated against him

26:43 – Art answers your questions, admits to a sexually transmitted threepeat