Life Of Ryan

Art Carlson December 28, 2011 0
Life Of Ryan
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Did y’all have a nice holiday?  The nerds sure did.  Those who listened to last week’s show might be wondering what happened with young Miss Carlson’s desk, and Crash daughter’s Elf On The Shelf.  Fortunately, the lads update us on these and other essential festive goings on.  Including what it would sound like if those holiday objects around your house were given the gift of speech.

A new study this week tells us that you’re more likely to lie if you’re texting, but Art calls bulls#!t on the study which limited itself to only….. stockbrokers!??

So here’s a question… if you work as a secretary in a high school, and one of your students comes up and asks for your autograph, and you ask him what for, and he tells you it’s because he saw you in some porn films online, and then the school board gets wind of it and fires you…. what’cha gonna do?  Well, if you’re in Quebec, you’re just going to start your own porn business!

It’s that time of year when most magazines and websites are looking back on the year, and one of the main things to do is pay homage to the people we lost.  2011 saw the demise of one of the biggest names in tech, but there are a few others you may not have heard about who left us this year.  The boys give props to a few people who changed your life but you’ve never heard of.

Art was confused this week.  It must have been the egg nog, but who else would have been unsure as to whether or not the site cats4gold.com was actually legit.

All that plus, a cold war secret revealed, one of the boys has a man crush on Ryan Gosling, and the Japanese world champion of…… well…. you might just want to listen and find out.

 

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