Satan’s Whiskers

Art Carlson January 4, 2012 0
Satan’s Whiskers
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Happy new year, fellow babies.  Did’ja do a little drinking on the weekend?  Well if you’re a guy and you still enjoy a mixed cocktail, you’ll enjoy Crashboy’s assertion that every real man should have their own signature drink.  There are even a few suggestions for what kind of drink you can get away with if you own a penis.
Now that 2011 is over with, it’s time to look back on a few projects that received funding at the beginning of the year.  Did they make progress, or did they become virtual fondue pots?

Did you know that Creed have sold more records in the U.S. than Jimi Hendrix?  That’s just one of t he disappointing facts about music that Art brings our way this week.  Of course, your level of disappointment with depend on how big a Bieber fan you are .

How do you say “The eagle has landed.” in Cantonese.  You might want to brush up on your Chinese space lingo now that there’s a Sino moon mission in the works.  The boys look at the possibilities, and Art fills us in on how to say “mushroom head” in 42 different languages.

All that plus, Sir Ives of Cupertino, YOU can be Stephen Hawking’s right hand man, and where you can sell all your ex’s belongings safely, and with a vengeance.

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