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From the vaults buried deep in the bowels of the Flimm Building, here’s what the Nerds have been up to since 1971. New Episodes Wednesdays on iTunes!



Your Father Smelt of Elderberries

Your Father Smelt of Elderberries

Art Carlson February 1, 2012 0

S03E110Your clothes say a lot about you.  That’s what the nerds discover this week.  For example, did you know your choice of Uggs likely means you have chlamydia?  That’s the assertions of a writer

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Supporting Pippa

Supporting Pippa

Art Carlson January 25, 2012 0

Well, in last week’s “strike” episode the nerds did promise jackassery upon their return, and they are men of their word.  So they have reemerged after single handedly getting the controversial bill to die.  Well, ok,

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ON STRIKE!

ON STRIKE!

Art Carlson January 18, 2012 0

In solidarity with the large number of websites going dark to protest SOPA, the nerds have recorded a brief message for their listeners….

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Hey Brotherlover, Get Paid, Get Loved

Hey Brotherlover, Get Paid, Get Loved

Art Carlson January 11, 2012 0

Art is big enough to admit that he has a problem.  When he is out for dinner, his iPhone is a third wheel.  Thus he jumped on the bandwagon of “The Phone Stack” this

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Satan’s Whiskers

Satan’s Whiskers

Art Carlson January 4, 2012 0

Happy new year, fellow babies.  Did’ja do a little drinking on the weekend?  Well if you’re a guy and you still enjoy a mixed cocktail, you’ll enjoy Crashboy’s assertion that every real man should have their

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Life Of Ryan

Life Of Ryan

Art Carlson December 28, 2011 0

Did y’all have a nice holiday?  The nerds sure did.  Those who listened to last week’s show might be wondering what happened with young Miss Carlson’s desk, and Crash daughter’s Elf On The Shelf.  Fortunately,

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Merry F#@king Christmas

Merry F#@king Christmas

Art Carlson December 21, 2011 0

The nerds are back!  (Well, Crashboy is)  And just in time for a supersized episode and a heaping helping of some festive nerdy pudding.  It seems the folks over at “Duh” magazine have been

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Axing The Weasel

Axing The Weasel

Art Carlson November 30, 2011 0

How often have you ever texted the term “ass klown”?  Well, apparently it happens enough in Pakistan that the government has added it to a list of over 1000 words it won’t let you

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Brother Can You Spare Some DNA?

Brother Can You Spare Some DNA?

Crashboy November 16, 2011 0

Ah,.. the tender sounds of a rotary dial phone.

If you don’t know what the hell that means, you’re likely under the age of twenty.  The nerds start out this week with a list of

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iNsomnia

iNsomnia

Art Carlson November 9, 2011 0

You might find things a bit more quiet in the Flimm building this week.  It was a loooong weekend for the nerds as they hit to town to celebrate the big 4 of one

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100

100

Crashboy November 2, 2011 0

Leave it to Bill Gates to really define with great veracity and efficacy the true feeling of what it means to be a billionaire.  When asked by university students how it felt to be one of

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A Barrel Of Sea Monkeys

A Barrel Of Sea Monkeys

Art Carlson October 26, 2011 0

This week finds the nerds pondering the age old question “Are men funnier than women?”  A “scientific study” says the yuck divide is more of a 50/50 split, but the idea that one gender

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Siri Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Siri Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Art Carlson October 19, 2011 0

Ah scientists…. you giveth, yet you also taketh away.  Such was the case this week for a plastic surgeon out of England who decided to empirically measure what exactly constituted the “perfect breast”.  The

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Trick Or Jeebus

Trick Or Jeebus

Art Carlson October 12, 2011 0

It’s the nerds first show in a post Jobs world.  So we start off with a closer look at the new iPhone 4S.  Disappointment, or underrated wonder phone?  After all, it does have Siri,

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Lost Jobs

Lost Jobs

Art Carlson October 6, 2011 0

What to say.

The internet is speaking so massively and uniformly, and so many are doing it on smart, simple to use pieces of technology with a half bitten mirrored apple on them, you have to know

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Drowning In It

Drowning In It

Crashboy September 28, 2011 1

Oooooh, baby……. don’t you wish you sounded like Barry White?  Well, you might wish that even more when you hear the  research that suggests women will remember more of what you say if you

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Here’s Your Raise, Gorgeous

Here’s Your Raise, Gorgeous

Art Carlson September 21, 2011 0

There are strange things afoot at the Crashboy household.  A little bird told us Crashwife got herself a new smart phone….. and it wasn’t an Apple product?!!  Looks like someone’s got some ‘splainin’ to

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The Hazel and Marlowe Lesser Nerds Spectacular!

The Hazel and Marlowe Lesser Nerds Spectacular!

Art Carlson September 14, 2011 0

This week’s show finds the boys looking at a new study that puts Facebook ahead of toilets in a list of things people just can’t live without.  Somewhere further down the list?  Oh, just

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Steve, I Am Your Father

Steve, I Am Your Father

Art Carlson September 7, 2011 0

Did you miss us?

The nerds are back, and the Flimm building is buzzing with excitement! (or that’s just the fluorescent tube that custodian Brian never got around to replacing)

We dive right in to the

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Lolly-Hoff, Lolly-Hoff

Lolly-Hoff, Lolly-Hoff

Crashboy July 6, 2011 0

Is there a person among us who hasn't wanted to bite the head off of David Hasselhoff

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Baby You Can’t Drive My Car

Baby You Can’t Drive My Car

Art Carlson June 29, 2011 0

While Flickr still exists, the nerds thought it would be a good time to get some stats from it. For example, it turns out the most popular camera among users of the photo

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With A Side of Charmin

With A Side of Charmin

Crashboy June 22, 2011 0

Did you have a wonderful father’s day?  The nerds did, in spite of not having a remote controlled car with which to pull their children around.  The lads geek out to a viral video

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I Heart LN

I Heart LN

Art Carlson June 15, 2011 0

You might want to be a bit high while listening to this week’s show.  At the very least, you might want to partake of some of the super mega genetically modified trip weed being

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Last Comic Sansing

Last Comic Sansing

Art Carlson June 8, 2011 0

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What Would You Do For a Fivrr?

What Would You Do For a Fivrr?

Crashboy June 1, 2011 0

Who wouldn’t want to roast Facebook?  The repository of our love affection and seething hatred gets raked over the coals this week thanks to the surprisingly witty folks over at College Humor.  But as

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Prophet Motive

Prophet Motive

Art Carlson May 25, 2011 0

If you’re reading this, well then you’re probably a sinner.  After all, you should have been sucked up into the almighty fluffiness last weekend if you were worthy.  Alas, many people were led astray

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Wacky Adventure Of Funny Foul Mouthed Boy and Smart Crashing Man

Wacky Adventure Of Funny Foul Mouthed Boy and Smart Crashing Man

Art Carlson May 18, 2011 0

Welcome, internet radio show listening assembly.  The episode of this week’s program begins with much humour making.  Most laughing comes at the expense of movie titles which have been translated poorly from English into

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Wally World Goes WiFi

Wally World Goes WiFi

Crashboy May 10, 2011 0

This week one of the Nerds finds himself poolside in The Happiest Place on Earth… with the Crappiest WiFi on Earth.  And the entertainment value of two guys trying to strike a witty rhythm while

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CD VIP RIP

CD VIP RIP

Crashboy April 27, 2011 0

We pause this week to give props to Norio Ohga.  Don’t know who that is?  Well, chances are you have his invention in your house.  (hint: it’s small, shiny, round and holds 75 minutes of

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Rampart!

Rampart!

Crashboy April 20, 2011 0

Just in case there was any doubt left in your mind that the nerds are mind numbingly old, we start this week’s episode with the boys geeking out over a 30 year old paramedic

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