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From the vaults buried deep in the bowels of the Flimm Building, here’s what the Nerds have been up to since 1971. New Episodes Wednesdays on iTunes!



What Does “Penultimate” Mean?

What Does “Penultimate” Mean?

Art Carlson May 16, 2012 0

Big news is coming out of the Flimm Building this week.  The Lesser Nerds are closing up shop.  But not before two more episodes of the world’s most popular podcast.  And this week’s episode

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Le Roi Est Mort!

Le Roi Est Mort!

Art Carlson May 9, 2012 0

From Chi-town to the city of lights… that’s where the show takes you this week.  Crashboy jetted off to sunny Chicago for the weekend, and brings us back tales of city nicknames and other

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Did You Hear The One About The Polish Dentist?

Did You Hear The One About The Polish Dentist?

Art Carlson May 2, 2012 0

This week’s show is what Art would call a “dog’s breakfast” of a show… lots of things all happily mixed up together.  For example, did you catch the White House Correspondent’s Dinner?  The Commander In Chief

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Draw Nothing

Draw Nothing

Art Carlson April 25, 2012 0

The two weeks off have done nothing to make the nerds any less persnickety.  (Fun fact, this week marks the first time in LN history the word “persnickety” has even been used.  Please mark

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Nice Parrafin!

Nice Parrafin!

Art Carlson April 4, 2012 0

Every year April 1st brings two things without question: dumb April Fool’s Day jokes on various news websites, and Crashboy bemoaning the advent of dumb April Fool’s Day jokes on various news websites. An example

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Encyclesseria Nerdanica

Encyclesseria Nerdanica

Art Carlson March 21, 2012 0

While you might think the nerds’ week off was March break related, it actually was to give Crashboy time to truly savor his new iPad 3/HD/3.0/Nextgen.  And savor he did.  Crash gives us a

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LOL iPad3!

LOL iPad3!

Art Carlson March 7, 2012 0

It’s iPad day!  And much like the first iPad release 37 years ago, the nerds are LIVE ON LOCATION for the big announcement.  (hopefully they won’t be put next to the bathroom yet again)

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I Would Like To Prank The Academy

I Would Like To Prank The Academy

Art Carlson February 29, 2012 0

It was a wild and woolly night at the Insert Name Here Theatre in Hollywood on Sunday.  It started with the ruination of Ryan Seacrest’s tux, ended with the coronation of a

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Not The Bill Lawrence Episode

Not The Bill Lawrence Episode

Art Carlson February 22, 2012 0

Well, since we talked about cougars on last week’s show, let’s complete the older woman derogatory bifecta and open this week’s show with a few reasons why it might be hard to date a

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Why Aren’t You Watching Cougar Town?

Why Aren’t You Watching Cougar Town?

Crashboy February 15, 2012 0

Did you have a lovely Valentine’s Day?  The nerds go over how they spent their underwhelming, yet still somehow satisfying Valentine’s days, before going into what the best signs of a cheating spouse are.

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Hot Injected Beef

Hot Injected Beef

Art Carlson February 8, 2012 0

You might think you know what the title of our special Valentine’s Day show is referring to.  But you probably don’t.  And we’re going to go out on a limb here and speculate that

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Your Father Smelt of Elderberries

Your Father Smelt of Elderberries

Art Carlson February 1, 2012 0

S03E110Your clothes say a lot about you.  That’s what the nerds discover this week.  For example, did you know your choice of Uggs likely means you have chlamydia?  That’s the assertions of a writer

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Supporting Pippa

Supporting Pippa

Art Carlson January 25, 2012 0

Well, in last week’s “strike” episode the nerds did promise jackassery upon their return, and they are men of their word.  So they have reemerged after single handedly getting the controversial bill to die.  Well, ok,

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ON STRIKE!

ON STRIKE!

Art Carlson January 18, 2012 0

In solidarity with the large number of websites going dark to protest SOPA, the nerds have recorded a brief message for their listeners….

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Hey Brotherlover, Get Paid, Get Loved

Hey Brotherlover, Get Paid, Get Loved

Art Carlson January 11, 2012 0

Art is big enough to admit that he has a problem.  When he is out for dinner, his iPhone is a third wheel.  Thus he jumped on the bandwagon of “The Phone Stack” this

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Satan’s Whiskers

Satan’s Whiskers

Art Carlson January 4, 2012 0

Happy new year, fellow babies.  Did’ja do a little drinking on the weekend?  Well if you’re a guy and you still enjoy a mixed cocktail, you’ll enjoy Crashboy’s assertion that every real man should have their

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Life Of Ryan

Life Of Ryan

Art Carlson December 28, 2011 0

Did y’all have a nice holiday?  The nerds sure did.  Those who listened to last week’s show might be wondering what happened with young Miss Carlson’s desk, and Crash daughter’s Elf On The Shelf.  Fortunately,

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Merry F#@king Christmas

Merry F#@king Christmas

Art Carlson December 21, 2011 0

The nerds are back!  (Well, Crashboy is)  And just in time for a supersized episode and a heaping helping of some festive nerdy pudding.  It seems the folks over at “Duh” magazine have been

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Axing The Weasel

Axing The Weasel

Art Carlson November 30, 2011 0

How often have you ever texted the term “ass klown”?  Well, apparently it happens enough in Pakistan that the government has added it to a list of over 1000 words it won’t let you

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Brother Can You Spare Some DNA?

Brother Can You Spare Some DNA?

Crashboy November 16, 2011 0

Ah,.. the tender sounds of a rotary dial phone.

If you don’t know what the hell that means, you’re likely under the age of twenty.  The nerds start out this week with a list of

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iNsomnia

iNsomnia

Art Carlson November 9, 2011 0

You might find things a bit more quiet in the Flimm building this week.  It was a loooong weekend for the nerds as they hit to town to celebrate the big 4 of one

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100

100

Crashboy November 2, 2011 0

Leave it to Bill Gates to really define with great veracity and efficacy the true feeling of what it means to be a billionaire.  When asked by university students how it felt to be one of

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A Barrel Of Sea Monkeys

A Barrel Of Sea Monkeys

Art Carlson October 26, 2011 0

This week finds the nerds pondering the age old question “Are men funnier than women?”  A “scientific study” says the yuck divide is more of a 50/50 split, but the idea that one gender

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Siri Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Siri Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Art Carlson October 19, 2011 0

Ah scientists…. you giveth, yet you also taketh away.  Such was the case this week for a plastic surgeon out of England who decided to empirically measure what exactly constituted the “perfect breast”.  The

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Trick Or Jeebus

Trick Or Jeebus

Art Carlson October 12, 2011 0

It’s the nerds first show in a post Jobs world.  So we start off with a closer look at the new iPhone 4S.  Disappointment, or underrated wonder phone?  After all, it does have Siri,

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Lost Jobs

Lost Jobs

Art Carlson October 6, 2011 0

What to say.

The internet is speaking so massively and uniformly, and so many are doing it on smart, simple to use pieces of technology with a half bitten mirrored apple on them, you have to know

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Drowning In It

Drowning In It

Crashboy September 28, 2011 1

Oooooh, baby……. don’t you wish you sounded like Barry White?  Well, you might wish that even more when you hear the  research that suggests women will remember more of what you say if you

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Here’s Your Raise, Gorgeous

Here’s Your Raise, Gorgeous

Art Carlson September 21, 2011 0

There are strange things afoot at the Crashboy household.  A little bird told us Crashwife got herself a new smart phone….. and it wasn’t an Apple product?!!  Looks like someone’s got some ‘splainin’ to

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The Hazel and Marlowe Lesser Nerds Spectacular!

The Hazel and Marlowe Lesser Nerds Spectacular!

Art Carlson September 14, 2011 0

This week’s show finds the boys looking at a new study that puts Facebook ahead of toilets in a list of things people just can’t live without.  Somewhere further down the list?  Oh, just

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