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From the vaults buried deep in the bowels of the Flimm Building, here’s what the Nerds have been up to since 1971. New Episodes Wednesdays on iTunes!



Rampart!

Rampart!

Crashboy April 20, 2011 0

Just in case there was any doubt left in your mind that the nerds are mind numbingly old, we start this week’s episode with the boys geeking out over a 30 year old paramedic

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Miley Cyrus, Uber Alles

Miley Cyrus, Uber Alles

Art Carlson April 13, 2011 0

This week finds Art in a tizzy about the P.O.S. that is Internet Explorer.  It seems his computer had a major malfunction leaving him little option but to use Microsoft’s ubiquitous browser for a

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Faucets Of Death!

Faucets Of Death!

Art Carlson April 6, 2011 0

Has Angry Birds jumped the… pig?  Further evidence of that this week with the release of a far from amateur trailer for the upcoming (made up) film version of the most popular video game

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Episode IV: A New Hope

Episode IV: A New Hope

Art Carlson March 30, 2011 0

The nerds have disappeared!  Last we heard they were heading to Vegas, and now neither of them is answering their cell phones.

Hi.  This is Lesser Nerds producer Ellen Smithee. Until we find the boys,

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Big Gay App

Big Gay App

Crashboy March 23, 2011 0

Yes, it’s finally arrived… the “.xxx” domain.  The nerds take a look at the newest neighborhood in Netville and go over the pros and cons of those who might want to peddle their dubious

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The Curious Incident of King Tut’s Penis

The Curious Incident of King Tut’s Penis

Crashboy March 15, 2011 1

Cheeses saves.  Saves your dream life at least.  It turns out the old wives had a point… what you eat before bed can actually impact your sleep, AND your dreams.  Eat cheese, dream more.

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Sorry, @CharlieSheen

Sorry, @CharlieSheen

Crashboy March 9, 2011 0

Has Charlie jumped the shark?  After all, in the accelerated world of the Twitterverse, viral sensations have “the half life of a fruit fly” and it seems Charlie and his antics are everywhere… including the Flimm

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Wii Wands Gone Wild!

Wii Wands Gone Wild!

Art Carlson March 2, 2011 0

Mmmm… something smells good around the Flimm Building. (which is rare btw)  Could it be the aroma of…… roasting chicken?  Probably not.  After all, we’re not in Canada where a new cable channel will

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Choose Your Own Assventure

Choose Your Own Assventure

Crashboy February 23, 2011 0

How would you like this week’s podcast to end?  If you want a smart ass comment from Art, skip ahead to 5:43.  If you want a trenchant comment from Crashboy, go to 12:32.

Wouldn’t it

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Cupid Behaviour

Cupid Behaviour

Art Carlson February 16, 2011 0

So, are you a Valentine’s lover, or a “made up Hallmark holiday” hater?  This week’s show finds the nerds delving into so appropriate Valentine’s fare.  For example, what are the best questions to ask on a

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Urine Good Company

Urine Good Company

Art Carlson February 9, 2011 0

It’s a sad week here high atop the Flimm Building.  The nerds pay tribute to the loss of Milton Levine.  You undoubtedly know who Milton is, but just in case you don’t, we’ll remind you he

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For The Horde!

For The Horde!

Art Carlson February 2, 2011 0

It’s almost spring break!  True, it doesn’t feel like it to most of us getting hammered by winter, but now is the time to put on your best Girls Gone Wild face and head

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‘Ear Me Now

‘Ear Me Now

Art Carlson January 26, 2011 0

It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum.  At least, it will be on May 3rd. when Duke Nukem finally hits store shelves.  Nerds have been waiting 12 years for this, so Art

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Gone In Sixty Megahertz

Gone In Sixty Megahertz

Art Carlson January 19, 2011 0

“Dear Interweb:

Please get rid of that embarrassing picture of me from St. Patrick’s Day last year.  Thanks.”

What do you suppose the chances of that working are?  Probably about the same as the chances that a new

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Chained Heat Honey Buns

Chained Heat Honey Buns

Art Carlson January 12, 2011 0

It looks like you no longer have a choice between old and new Facebook profiles.  The new one is here to stay.  At least, until next week when Mark and the boys decide it’s

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Groovy Kindle Love

Groovy Kindle Love

Art Carlson January 5, 2011 0

New year… same nerds.  Having recovered from the “epic” Christmas party, the “BFF” nerds plunge right in to the new year, where they “man up” and “refudiate” any thoughts of taking a break, with

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Not The Christmas Episode

Not The Christmas Episode

Art Carlson December 22, 2010 0

Ah, the holiday season approacheth.  So the nerds thought we’d throw a party for all the people who put the pep in the podcast.  Art pulled a few strings and got us in to

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Ciabatta Is A Wonderland

Ciabatta Is A Wonderland

Crashboy December 15, 2010 0

Is there any mystery the nerds won’t tackle for you, the home listener. This week begins with one of the all time whoppers – how the hell did they build Stonehenge. A

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Arsenic and Bold Face

Arsenic and Bold Face

Art Carlson December 8, 2010 0

Did you hear the one about the movie director who had to cover his ass after making a rudimentary science mistake?  Seems George Lucas didn’t know what a parsec was.  You can be sure

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And Don’t Call Me Alva!

And Don’t Call Me Alva!

Art Carlson December 1, 2010 0

Quick show of hands – whose status updates contained the word “Shirley” recently?  Yeah, ok.  We figured.

After all, we lost Leslie Neilsen this week, so the nerds take a few minutes to give props

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Google Teat View

Google Teat View

Art Carlson November 24, 2010 0

We all know the benefits of Google street view.  After all, who hasn’t gone online just to look at their house.  But who knew it could be a weight loss program.  That was the

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Myopic Prudish Antagonists of America

Myopic Prudish Antagonists of America

Art Carlson November 17, 2010 0

It’s been a bit of a turbulent week for web mail.  However, whether it’s been good or bad depends on who you talk to.  If you talk to the folks over at Facebook, they’re

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Twilight Savings Time

Twilight Savings Time

Art Carlson November 10, 2010 0

The Queen is on Facebook!  The Queen is on Facebook!!!  Do you suppose that might give the nerds fodder for a few punchlines?  Well fret not.  This week’s show begins with a full discussion

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Get A Brain, Morans!

Get A Brain, Morans!

Art Carlson November 3, 2010 0

Election fever has gripped the Flimm building.  And by that, we mean we discuss the results for a full half minute!  Because frankly, there are other more pressing issues to discuss this week.  For

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Geeks On A Plane

Geeks On A Plane

Art Carlson October 27, 2010 0

We are tired of these monkey fighting geeks on this Monday to Friday plane!  But hey,  it’s better than a crocodile.  Apparently, that’s exactly what brought down a passenger plane in Congo this week,

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Rebel Scum!

Rebel Scum!

Art Carlson October 20, 2010 0

When the iPad and Kindle came along, they were touted as the future of the book.  Turns out, they might just be its death knell.  Or so says a prominent expert who this week

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We Like It In The Mudroom

We Like It In The Mudroom

Art Carlson October 13, 2010 1

One of the nerds is sick!  Well, they’re both sick in their own special way, but one of them sounds like the prepubescent love child of Ellen Barkin and Tom Waits.  Nothing will stop

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The Spacial Network

The Spacial Network

Art Carlson October 6, 2010 0

The final frontier seems to be calling the nerds this week.  A lot of our topics deal with space.  Before we get there though, it’s time to check the box office to see how

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Half A Log

Half A Log

Art Carlson September 29, 2010 0

So what does the world’s most notorious narco-terrorist do in the middle of the jungle if he needs a new pair of fancy orthopedic shoes?  If you’re Mono Jojoy, you do it the wrong

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The $40M Aisle Seat

The $40M Aisle Seat

Art Carlson September 22, 2010 0

It’s time for…. “NERRRRDS IIINNNN SPAAACEEE!”  At least it will be soon, since NASA is moving forward with plans to privatize the industry, and starting a new kind of space race.  The nerds wonder

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