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From the vaults buried deep in the bowels of the Flimm Building, here’s what the Nerds have been up to since 1971. New Episodes Wednesdays on iTunes!



3.5 Inches of Nerd

3.5 Inches of Nerd

Art Carlson May 5, 2010 0

This week, the nerds are in a questioning mood.  For example, we want to know…

Who the hell is buying floppy disks these days?  Apparently enough to keep them thriving… in spite of the fact

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Kevin Keller Loves Triscuits!

Kevin Keller Loves Triscuits!

Art Carlson April 28, 2010 0

The nerds love themselves some retro.  In that vein, we start this week’s show with a trip back in time 100 years and look at some postcards that predicted exactly how we’d be living

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Carlos With Benefits

Carlos With Benefits

Art Carlson April 21, 2010 2

So, imagine you were walking down the street and you heard someone say:

If that tomato is a bunter and not a gasser, you’d be a Harvey not to make it Endsville,

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Release The Krakenberg!

Release The Krakenberg!

Art Carlson April 14, 2010 0

This week, the Nerds are concerned about your health

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Tempest In A C Cup

Tempest In A C Cup

Art Carlson April 7, 2010 0

So… what’s the over/under on how many times we say “iPad” this week?  Think carefully, because you may be surprised.  And that’s no April Fool’s joke.  Apple’s shiny new toy does however get a

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#kill @robcorddry

#kill @robcorddry

Art Carlson March 31, 2010 1

You’d think the nerds would tire of time travel….

But nooooooo.  This week they venture into the friendly wilds of the great white north to take in a screening of Hot Tub Time Machine with

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The Sweet Smell Of Snowflakes

The Sweet Smell Of Snowflakes

Art Carlson March 23, 2010 0

This week the nerds go down under… in more ways than one. We look at the shocking and earth shattering revelation that farts are like snowflakes – no two are the same.

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YOUR AD HERE!

Art Carlson March 16, 2010 2

This week, the nerds continue discussing the pressing issue of transit, such as why traveling at warp speed would probably kill you.  We also examine why stupid people, street racers, insurance companies, and a

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Carousel of Progress

Carousel of Progress

Crashboy March 10, 2010 0

Hola, amigos. How’s it going with you? I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at ya. So this week we go a’time travellin’.  Or at least we talk about it.  Should

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Luddites Anonymous

Luddites Anonymous

Crashboy March 2, 2010 0

Today on Lesser Nerds, we go through no so great pains to draw connections between Luddites and Google Android.  Not as hard as you might think.

The subsequent discussion shows Art’s ignorance, although he’s not

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Shat My Dad Says

Shat My Dad Says

Crashboy February 23, 2010 0

Pity poor Art… here he was worried that he hadn’t shaved for the big show today… it turns out an unshaven geek is exactly what the ladies are looking for (at least that’s what

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Love, TXTually

Love, TXTually

Art Carlson February 16, 2010 0

This week, the nerds celebrate love.  Well… perhaps “celebrate” isn’t quite the right word.  Deconstruct maybe?

We have a look at some revealing statistics from our old friends at IJustMadeLove.com, telling us that Valentine’s Day

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Bejewelled Below

Bejewelled Below

Art Carlson February 9, 2010 0

Is there any length the nerds won’t go to in the service of you, our beloved listener?  This week by request we give our take on the current trend of “vajazzling.”  If you don’t

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Purple Tongue

Purple Tongue

Crashboy February 7, 2010 0

So, it seems there was some sort of announcement by Apple last week about a new product of some kind which they are apparently coming out with?  How the nerds totally missed it is

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LOL!1! Live on Location

LOL!1! Live on Location

Crashboy January 27, 2010 1

It’s here, friends…. shiny Apple day. And the nerds have spared no expense. We’re here on location at the Yserbueniueto Community Center (that’s what it’s called, right?). We’re backstage awaiting the

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Frickin’ Lasers

Frickin’ Lasers

Art Carlson January 19, 2010 5

Today’s episode finds the nerds slightly hurt at being rebuffed by the man behind 30 Chick Flicks in 30 Days. Perhaps all the estrogen has made him a touch sensitive.  Art considers a scorched

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Pink!

Pink!

Art Carlson January 13, 2010 0

Today’s episode has the nerds mulling over two of the most important issues facing Facebook users today – “suicide-ing” your account, and why the women of Facebook suddenly started telling everyone their bra colors.

For

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These Are the Babes You’re Looking For

These Are the Babes You’re Looking For

Art Carlson January 5, 2010 2

Today’s episode finds the nerds debating the merits of the Web 2.0 suicide machine (something Facebook has clearly already done with predictable results).

But in looking for something to live for, we come across the

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Auld Lang Cosine

Auld Lang Cosine

Art Carlson December 30, 2009 2

Today’s episode of Lesser Nerds, says goodbye to 2009. (don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out)  And at the end of the decade, we take a look at some of

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The Clip Show

The Clip Show

Crashboy December 22, 2009 0

As the nerds sat down for their weekly staff meeting last week high atop the Flimm Building, the discussion turned to what we could do to reward our faithful followers for 37 years of

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Requiem For A Rolodex

Requiem For A Rolodex

Art Carlson December 15, 2009 1

Today’s show finds the nerds asking what the heck is so special about the concept of a Google phone? After all, over the last 100 years, we’ve been promised several technologies that just

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R2-Detour

R2-Detour

Crashboy December 9, 2009 2

Today finds the nerds far from surprised that tennis pro Andy Murray got dumped by his girlfriend for playing too much Call of Duty, and gasp in awe that someone actually finished

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Java Joe Schmo

Java Joe Schmo

Crashboy December 2, 2009 1

java_joe_schmoIn this episode, the nerds go into the difference between a DVR and a PVR (it has something to do with the Soviet Union) and

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The Economics of Nerd

The Economics of Nerd

Crashboy November 24, 2009 2

Today on Lesser Nerds: the economics of pinball. how the wizards of Williams managed to squeeze the last quarter out of a generation of pimply faced teens. Set your phasers on stupid: Canadian researchers manage

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The Lucky Ladies of Louisville

The Lucky Ladies of Louisville

Art Carlson November 17, 2009 1

The nerds decide to bite the hand that feeds by committing the three cardinal sins in "Star Trek" fanboy land. We update the CBS pilot for "Shitmydadsays", and give our first hand reviews

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Call of Dooty: Modern Penis 2

Call of Dooty: Modern Penis 2

Crashboy November 11, 2009 2

Today on Lesser Nerds… BREAKING NEWS from the Lesser Nerds Newsroom about one of the most popular Twitter feeds ever. The most anticipated video game of the year – what makes Call of Duty:

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The Marshmallow Test

The Marshmallow Test

Crashboy November 4, 2009 0

This week's episode finds the nerds marveling over British artist, Stephen Wiltshire, who absorbed more information in 20 minutes than Art has in 20 years. We find out what happened to a pair of Crashboy's

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Ursula Major

Ursula Major

Art Carlson October 28, 2009 0

This week’s episode finds Crash Boy looking for help with girls.  We also finally getting around to talking about Star Wars, which we really should have done several episodes ago, being the geeks that

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Get Yer Wii Wands Out

Get Yer Wii Wands Out

Crashboy October 20, 2009 0

In this weeks episode the nerds talk to Cyprian, the creator of ijustmadelove.com, who gives us an impromptu position quiz. We learn what our listener thought of Marge Simpson's publicity stunt.

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Backslash Backlash

Backslash Backlash

Art Carlson October 14, 2009 2

How can you tell that I'm not "gettin' any" aside from the fact that I look somewhat desolate on a regular basis?

I don't really think that Marge is that MILFy.

I don't know if you

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