Nerd Obsessions

It’s amazing how a fluffy little taxonomy can reveal so much about a nerd. Here’s what the boys talk about the most on the big show:

1. sex
2. iPhone
3. Star Wars
4. Facebook
5. Apple
6. iPad
7. vajazzling
8. Google
9. Microsoft
10. Twitter

This is the sum of all Lesser Nerds knowledge:

.xxx 3.5" 3D film 3D House of Beef 3D TV 4chan.org 9/11 30ChickFlicks.com 40-LL 52 Friends 419 scam 420 @fitzwillie @gitemstevedave @shockozulu A-Team Aaron Sorkin ACLU Admiral Ackbar Adobe Adult Entertainment Expo advertising Adwords AIDS Airplane airport security Alec Brownstein Al Gore aliens Al Pacino Amazing Race Amazon.com American Gothic Amichai Shulman Amiga Amtrak Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Android Andy Murray Angry Birds Ann Coulter answering machine Antennagate apocalypse app Apple Apple Tablet Apple TV App Store Archie Comics Archives of Sexual Behavior Arnold Schwarzenegger art Art's Mom Art Carlson's Mom Ask Art Asperger's Syndrome assisted suicide astroglide AT&T Atari Austin Powers Australia autism automatic transmission automation auto tune autotune Avatar Baphomet Barack Obama Barbie Barry White Batman beef talo bees bejewelled Bell Labs Ben Bator Bernie Betanews Big Bill Cosby Bill Gates Bill Murray bionic bionic eye Bioshock Bioshock 2 birth canal birth control pill birthday Blackberry black box Blade Runner Bob Hope body paint Boggle Bourne Identity Bowfinger Boyle's Law BP bra braille pornography breast augmentation breast cancer breast enlargement pills breast feeding breasts Brian Lam Brick Tamland Britain British Petroleum bukakke bullshit business card Buzz Aldrin C3PO Caillou California Call of Duty Calvin Klein Canadian Tire cancer candy car hacking Carlos Ray Norris Carmi Levy carousel of progress CBS CED Videodisc cellphone cell phone CERN chain email Charles Darwin Charlie & Lola chatroulette.com Chevrolet Chevy Volt children chitchatwithdave.com Chris Rock Christina Hendricks Christmas Chrome Chuck Norris CIA Clash of the Titans Clay Shirky cockroach Coke Colin Quinn collegehumor.com Comedian comic book Comic Book Guy communion concerts concert tickets Conde Nast condom Conor McCreery Consumer Electronics Show contest Convocation Hall Corn Flakes Cory Doctorow cosmonauts cougars Coulomb coyote urine crabrevenge.com Cracked.com craigslist Crashbro Crazy Glue crime cross dressing cross pollination Cupidtino.com cybersex D&D dailybeast.com Dan Fogelberg Dan Savage Dark Side of the Moon Darth Vader Darwinism data mining David Beckham David Evans David Fincher David Hasselhoff David Letterman David Prowse Dead Man's Switch death Delorean Demon Helmet Dennis Miller dentures diaphanous dress Dick Cheney dictionary divorce DNA dog Do Not Call List douchebag Dr. Demento Dr. Strangelove dreams Dreamworks DS Duke Nukem Dungeons & Dragons DVD dysentery early adopters Easy Bake Oven ebook economics Eddie Murphy edgypodcastreviews.com E ink election electric car electric cars Elton John email enema erectile quality monitor errorlevelanalysis.com Esquire Magazine Ethel Merman EV 1 evolution Exile on Main Street Experiment IV Eyjafjallajökull F-35 Facebook Facetime fads Fahrenheit 451 Family Guy fanboy fan page FAO Schwarz Farmville farts FBI warning Feist femtowatt FIFA World Cup Fifty Dangerous Things fighter jet Firefly Firefox first contact first kiss first person shooter Fish Heads fiverr.com flash fleshlight Flight of the Conchords Flip flirt Flo Juggler floppy disk flying car foley artists Fox Television Frank Sinatra Freakonomics Friendster friends with benefits full body scanner fusion future futurism Galactic Empire State of Mind gay geek GeekDad Geek Twins gender issues Generation Y Gene Roddenberry genetics George Carlin George Lucas Gerrard Butler Gever Tulley Gilligan's Island Gizmodo Glengarry Glen Ross global warming Glock 36 Google Google Analytics Google Maps Google Phone Google TV Google Voice Go Pro HD Camera GPS Grand Theft Auto Grindr guns H1N1 Halderman Hal Douglas Halloween hamburger bed Hanna Rosin Hannibal Smith Han shot first Happy Meal Harper Collins Heathers Helen Mirren Hewlett Packard Hipstamatic Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy HIV hobo Homeland Security homosapiens Hot Tub Time Machine Hot Waitress Index Hot Wheels HUD Huffington Post Huffingtonpost.com hybrid I'm on a Mac Ian Spector ibooks ICANN Iceland IJustMadeLove ijustmadelove.com iMovie Impervia Indiana Jones indigo.ca Industrial Revolution Information Superhighway Internet Internet kill switch interview Intimate Gymnastics inventor io9.com iOS4 iPad iPad app iPhone Iran iRobot Islam Islamic extremists iTunes iWobble Jack Lemmon jailbreaktoys.com jailbroken James Bond James Brown Jane Siberry Japan Jar Jar Binks Jason Chen Jaws Jebus Jedi Jeff Ely Jeffrey Katzenberg Jerry Seinfeld Jesse Brown Jesse Eisenberg Jet jet pack Joe Lieberman John Candy John Cleese John Cusak Johnny Depp Jon Gnarr Josh Sullivan Julie Spiegler Justin Bieber kagel Kalya Kromer karaoke Kate Bush Kayla Kromer Ken Denmead Kentucky Kevin Keller Kevin Smith Kevin Spacey Kill Shakespeare Kim Jong Il Kindle Kobo Krista Lady Gaga Lala Lando Calrissian Large Hadron Collider Larry Platt Lauren Leto left handed Leo Laporte lesbians Lesser Allie Lesser Carrie Lesser Chip Lesser Jim Hyslop Lesser Nerds Meetup Lesser Shaun Lesser Steve Let's Make a Deal levitation Liam Neeson librarian light sabre linestanding.com Linux Live on Location London Bridge Looney Tunes Louie Sulcer Louisville lube luddite MacGuyver MacMillan Madison Avenue Mad Men Mafia Wars majazzling manual transmission Margaret Sanger Marge Simpson marijuana marijuana subculture Marilyn Munroe Marines Mark Ryder Mark Twain Mark Zuckerberg Marlboro Man Mars Marshmallow Martin Cooper Marvin the Paranoid Android Mary Roach Matchbox Cars Mattel Matthew Broderick Matt the Intern Mauritius McDonalds meat Meatballs memory effect Men From Earth menstrual cycle Merriam-Webster Mexico Miami International Airport Michael Jackson Michael Winslow Michigan J. Frog Microsoft MILF Millennium Falcon Millennium Falcon Bed Modern Warfare 2 Monsanto Monty Python moon Mosaic Motorola movie movie review movie trailer MRI Museum of Erectile Dysfunction music piracy myths Namco nanowire NASA NCSA neaderthals Ned Lud Neil Armstrong News Corp News of the World New York New York Times Nexus NHTSA Nichola Paginton Nick Watters Nigeria Nintendo North Korea Northrup Grummond Norway nuclear obsolete technology oled Olympics Onager one hit wonders Oprah Winfrey oral sex Oscars overstock.com Oxford English Dictionary Pac-Man Packing for Mars paintball Palm Palm Pre panorama panties Pantless Knights Pants on the ground parking tickets password patent Paul Milo PayPal Pelican Bay penis penis enlarger pump penis size Penn Jellette Peter Schilling pets Pez Photoshop physiotherapy picoamp pilot pina colada pinball Pink Floyd piracy Pitfall Playboy pleaserobme.com podcastalley.com Police Academy Pong porn Power Skips predictions Premakes Price is Right Prince Prius privacy Pro Arctic Laser productivity prosthetic PSA PSP psychology puberty pubic lice Punjab University Pussycat Dolls QR code Quickmarks R2-D2 rabbit Ray Bradbury RealTouch record industry red light district restorestephenbaldwin.com revengecrabs.com RFID RFID door locks rhinos RIAA RJDJ Rob Corddry Robert Boyle Robert Holmes robot Rockyou.com Roger Ebert Rolando Negrin Rolling Stones rolodex Ronald Ericsson RoofCoffeeCup Rupert Murdoch Ruth Wallis Saddam Hussein safe word San Francisco Santa Sarah McLaughlin Sarah Palin Satan Satanism satellites Saturday Night Live Savage Love Savage Love App Scanlife scanner Scientific American Scientology Scooby Doo SCTV Segway self-stim Sesame Street sex sex slave sex survey sex tape sex toy shark ShitMyDadSays Sigmund Freud silencers Sir Mick Jagger Sir Mix-A-Lot Six Million Dollar Man Skype Snoop Dog soccer social networking Sony sound effects South Park space space debris SpaceShipTwo spinner Staphylococcus aureus Starbucks Starcraft 2 Starcraft 2 Beta Breakup Star Trek Star Wars Stephen Baldwin Stephen Colbert Stephen Hawking Steve Austin Steve Davidson Steve Jobs Steve Martin Stormtrooper strippers study suicide suicide bomber suicidemachine.org summer camp Superwall Susanne Morgan Swinburne University swine flu Swingers Swiss Army Knife syphilis T-Pain tablet Taken tampons Tasha tattoo Tatyana Kozhevnikova Tea Party Jesus tech support Tell Me Your Secrets Bear Terry Kniess Tesco testicles text text messaging textsfromlastnight.com TFLN The Apple Effect The Atlantic The Bee Movie The Best Party The Daily Beast The Edge The Grover Pub The Huffington Post The Little Mermaid iPad App The Marx Brothers The Matrix The Princess Bride The Rabbit The Road Ahead The Simpsons The Social Network This Week in Tech Thriller Ticketmaster Time Magazine time traveler Tim Langton Ting Tings Tipper Gore Tivo Tobey McGuire toddler Tom Brokaw TomTom Tony Dyson Toronto Toronto Blue Jays toys Tracy Morgan Trekkies Tristan Tron Tweet of the Week Twenty7Delta TWiT Twitter U2 ubuntu ultraviolet Uncle Leo urbandictionary.com urinating in space user interfaces UV vagina vajayjay vajazzleville.com vajazzling Valentine's Day Vancouver vibrator video games viral video Virgin Galactic Virginia Campbell Visa volcano Wall-E wallpaper Warcraft War Games Warner Music war on drugs warp speed web design Weird Al Yankovic wet dreams wetware Who Killed The Electric Car Wicked Lasers WiFi Wii Wii Fit Wild Asian Ass Wilhelm Scream William Manley William Randolph Hearst Williams William Shatner willmanley.com Will Unwound Windows 7 Windows Mobile 7 Series Windows Vista Wired.com wireless wirelessexpressshow.com Wonder Woman WOPR World of Warcraft wtfcnn.com X10 Yahoo Yakov Smirnnoff Y chromosome Yerba Buena Center for the Arts Yoda Young & Rubicam Your Flying Car Awaits youropenbook.org YouTube Zombieland