The Lesser Nerds Fan Club

The maintenance costs for the Flimm Building keep going up. Owning North America’s first skyscraper is a labour of love, but one we can’t afford to keep without your help.

Show your support for the Nerds by buying a membership to the Lesser Nerds Fan Club!

The Nerds will pocket approximately $20 from each membership and we’ll send you one of these thank you gifts!

The Flimm Building, circa 1962

Membership has its privileges*

Here’s what you get with every pledge:

  • A nice piece of Lesser Swag
  • A hot make-out session with Art’s wife
  • A mention on the big show
  • Our undying gratitude
* No in-and-out privileges. Some restrictions apply. This offer not valid in Belgium. Cease use if itching persists. Past performance is no guarantee of future returns. No smoking. No diving. No kidding.

The Lesser Nerds Staff Mug

Drink your morning cuppa joe from the same mugs as the boys! We’ll wash ‘em out and get Art’s lipstick off the rim before we ship ‘em out to you. The mug features the Lesser Nerds Crew, Art Carlson, Andrea Rooz, Ellen Smithee, and Crashboy along with the famous Flimm Building and the top Nerd Obsessions tag cloud wrapped around 15 ounces of ceramic cuppyness.

The mug even sports the LN QR Code so you can pass along the Nerd joy to your friends.

Pledge $40

His and/or Hers iPhone 4 Cases

Think of Art and Crashboy every time you pull it out. It’s the craptastic iPhone 4 case! Let the world know you listen to the most popular podcast on the planet and avoid The Death Grip at the same time!

The case features a removable bottom to ensure safe syncing and is guaranteed rhinoceros-proof.

Better yet, pledge $45 on behalf of your sweetie, too, and get a matching His & Hers. Nothing says love like this. Except maybe diamonds.

Colours: Silver, Sexy Pink

Pledge $45

The Classic Season 1 Tops

Frankly, the Nerds don’t expect to sell many Gold memberships with a tank top. Not because they’re an outrageous $50, but because you’re going to need to have a girl to put into one of these sexy, sexy tank tops. Even the Nerds can’t get their wives to wear one.

But if you’re so inclined, the tees sport the classic Season 1 logo that made Lesser Nerds the World’s Most Popular Podcast.

Available in: Small, Medium, Large, Comic Book Guy

Pledge $50 - ShirtPledge $50 - Tank

The Classic Season 1 Baby-Doll: Delivered

For your pledge of $1,000,000.00 a Classic Season 1 Baby-Doll T-shirt will be hand delivered by Lesser Intern Ms. Julia Roberts (no relation), seen left.

Size: small, medium, Pat

See conditions

Please note the following:

  • Ms. Roberts will not be wearing the garment upon delivery
  • The garment is not “used”
  • Ms. Roberts is not interested in dating you
Pledge $1,000,000