The iPad 2 seems to have some serious muscle.  So much so that it’s even beating current Macbooks!  The nerds take a peek under the hood, and Crashboy gloats at the depth of his Cupertino connections.  And speaking of Cupertino, what genius made iPhone clocks go BACK an hour on the weekend instead of forward.  The nerds speculate this was less a technical glitch than it was human error.

And while you have your iphone in your hand, why not completely waste 99 cents like the nerds did, and download an app that attempts to put some fun into your bedroom, but instead puts some space to waste on your hard drive.

You would think a legendary history figure would have a bit more respect given to him, rather than having one of his most important parts go missing.  But King Tut’s penis is nowhere to be found.  And no one can agree on how, or even when, it went missing.

All that plus, what the hell does ‘SOT!” mean, Ask Art delved into the delicate world of personal grooming, and why Wisconsin’s union fight has found its way into a legendary little blue pill.

There are other more important things to talk about however.

For example, if you had sex in an MRI machine (good luck with that one), what would the scan look like?  You might not want to know.

We also look at the detritus created by 50 years of the space race, and what countries actually have a working satellite pointed at Crashboy’s pants.  (which you can be sure are not on the ground)   Plus, how the Swiss might very well be thieving swine, and why Amazon had kind of a bad week.