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Your Father Smelt of Elderberries

Your Father Smelt of Elderberries

Art Carlson February 1, 2012 0

S03E110Your clothes say a lot about you.  That’s what the nerds discover this week.  For example, did you know your choice of Uggs likely means you have chlamydia?  That’s the assertions of a writer

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Supporting Pippa

Supporting Pippa

Art Carlson January 25, 2012 0

Well, in last week’s “strike” episode the nerds did promise jackassery upon their return, and they are men of their word.  So they have reemerged after single handedly getting the controversial bill to die.  Well, ok,

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Siri Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Siri Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Art Carlson October 19, 2011 0

Ah scientists…. you giveth, yet you also taketh away.  Such was the case this week for a plastic surgeon out of England who decided to empirically measure what exactly constituted the “perfect breast”.  The

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Apple offers discounts to RIM employees

Apple offers discounts to RIM employees

Crashboy September 1, 2011 0

Those cheeky bastards in Cupertino California are trying to infiltrate Waterloo, Canada, with discounts for Apple products sold to employees of its arch nemesis in the smartphone space. Knowing a RIM employee or two,

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Lolly-Hoff, Lolly-Hoff

Lolly-Hoff, Lolly-Hoff

Crashboy July 6, 2011 0

Is there a person among us who hasn't wanted to bite the head off of David Hasselhoff

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Apple Now Owns the Patent On Capacitive Touchscreens

Apple Now Owns the Patent On Capacitive Touchscreens

Art Carlson July 4, 2011 0

Apple Now Owns the Patent On Capacitive Touchscreens [Updated] http://me.lt/6kONE

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Big Gay App

Big Gay App

Crashboy March 23, 2011 0

Yes, it’s finally arrived… the “.xxx” domain.  The nerds take a look at the newest neighborhood in Netville and go over the pros and cons of those who might want to peddle their dubious

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Choose Your Own Assventure

Choose Your Own Assventure

Crashboy February 23, 2011 0

How would you like this week’s podcast to end?  If you want a smart ass comment from Art, skip ahead to 5:43.  If you want a trenchant comment from Crashboy, go to 12:32.

Wouldn’t it

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Geeks On A Plane

Geeks On A Plane

Art Carlson October 27, 2010 0

We are tired of these monkey fighting geeks on this Monday to Friday plane!  But hey,  it’s better than a crocodile.  Apparently, that’s exactly what brought down a passenger plane in Congo this week,

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We Like It In The Mudroom

We Like It In The Mudroom

Art Carlson October 13, 2010 1

One of the nerds is sick!  Well, they’re both sick in their own special way, but one of them sounds like the prepubescent love child of Ellen Barkin and Tom Waits.  Nothing will stop

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Ron Jeremy’s Roomba

Ron Jeremy’s Roomba

Crashboy September 8, 2010 0

The robots seem to be having their day on the show this week.  Crashboy stumbled upon a list of the top ten movie robots, so the nerds decide to give it the one over,

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I Adore My 64

I Adore My 64

Art Carlson September 1, 2010 1

The nerds are back, baby.  Back from a summer of debauchery and straight into the world of nerddom.

We start this season in Japan, where odd relationships continue to be par for the course.  Yes,

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Shaved Bieber

Shaved Bieber

Art Carlson July 7, 2010 0

We haven’t laid into Facebook for a few weeks, so it seems high time we took aim at the #2 site on the internet.  (our website being number one,… interesting fact)  Crashboy introduces us

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The Three Bruces

The Three Bruces

Art Carlson June 9, 2010 0

Hey, did you her the one about he new iPad mini? Yeah, so did we, so let's move on to other things

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Steve Cougar Mellen Jobs

Steve Cougar Mellen Jobs

Art Carlson May 18, 2010 0

This week the nerds delve into the mysterious world of cougars, and not in a Marlin Perkins kind of way.  It seems the Courtney Coxes of the world might very well being toying with

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Release The Krakenberg!

Release The Krakenberg!

Art Carlson April 14, 2010 0

This week, the Nerds are concerned about your health

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#kill @robcorddry

#kill @robcorddry

Art Carlson March 31, 2010 1

You’d think the nerds would tire of time travel….

But nooooooo.  This week they venture into the friendly wilds of the great white north to take in a screening of Hot Tub Time Machine with

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YOUR AD HERE!

YOUR AD HERE!

Art Carlson March 16, 2010 2

This week, the nerds continue discussing the pressing issue of transit, such as why traveling at warp speed would probably kill you.  We also examine why stupid people, street racers, insurance companies, and a

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Carousel of Progress

Carousel of Progress

Crashboy March 10, 2010 0

Hola, amigos. How’s it going with you? I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at ya. So this week we go a’time travellin’.  Or at least we talk about it.  Should

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Luddites Anonymous

Luddites Anonymous

Crashboy March 2, 2010 0

Today on Lesser Nerds, we go through no so great pains to draw connections between Luddites and Google Android.  Not as hard as you might think.

The subsequent discussion shows Art’s ignorance, although he’s not

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Shat My Dad Says

Shat My Dad Says

Crashboy February 23, 2010 0

Pity poor Art… here he was worried that he hadn’t shaved for the big show today… it turns out an unshaven geek is exactly what the ladies are looking for (at least that’s what

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Love, TXTually

Love, TXTually

Art Carlson February 16, 2010 0

This week, the nerds celebrate love.  Well… perhaps “celebrate” isn’t quite the right word.  Deconstruct maybe?

We have a look at some revealing statistics from our old friends at IJustMadeLove.com, telling us that Valentine’s Day

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Bejewelled Below

Bejewelled Below

Art Carlson February 9, 2010 0

Is there any length the nerds won’t go to in the service of you, our beloved listener?  This week by request we give our take on the current trend of “vajazzling.”  If you don’t

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Purple Tongue

Purple Tongue

Crashboy February 7, 2010 0

So, it seems there was some sort of announcement by Apple last week about a new product of some kind which they are apparently coming out with?  How the nerds totally missed it is

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LOL!1! Live on Location

LOL!1! Live on Location

Crashboy January 27, 2010 1

It’s here, friends…. shiny Apple day. And the nerds have spared no expense. We’re here on location at the Yserbueniueto Community Center (that’s what it’s called, right?). We’re backstage awaiting the

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Pink!

Pink!

Art Carlson January 13, 2010 0

Today’s episode has the nerds mulling over two of the most important issues facing Facebook users today – “suicide-ing” your account, and why the women of Facebook suddenly started telling everyone their bra colors.

For

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These Are the Babes You’re Looking For

Art Carlson January 5, 2010 2

Today’s episode finds the nerds debating the merits of the Web 2.0 suicide machine (something Facebook has clearly already done with predictable results).

But in looking for something to live for, we come across the

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Auld Lang Cosine

Art Carlson December 30, 2009 2

Today’s episode of Lesser Nerds, says goodbye to 2009. (don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out)  And at the end of the decade, we take a look at some of

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R2-Detour

R2-Detour

Crashboy December 9, 2009 2

Today finds the nerds far from surprised that tennis pro Andy Murray got dumped by his girlfriend for playing too much Call of Duty, and gasp in awe that someone actually finished

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Java Joe Schmo

Crashboy December 2, 2009 1

java_joe_schmoIn this episode, the nerds go into the difference between a DVR and a PVR (it has something to do with the Soviet Union) and

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