No matter how big a fan I will ever be of Kevin Smith, I will never be as big a fan of Kevin Smith as Kevin Smith is of Kevin Smith.

Please make sure you clear your Google search history before your wife comes home. Crashboy gives a crash course in Google Voice and why it may be scary. The nerds do good in the world by discussing breast movement, and catch up with a 21st century hobo stealing someone’s WiFi. Michael Jackson hated Thriller? Art insists his voice doesn’t need Autotune. And we ask, “what’s an ass burger?”

00:00 – The boys can’t pronounce a syndrome highlighted on The Amazing Race. Does this mean they’ve got it, too? And why Kevin Smith is an ass.

05:10 – I Am T-Pain is a pain in the ass, and Art insists it doesn’t do squat for him.

06:48 – Bouncing Canadian breasts. Google search results here. One of the boys insists he hasn’t had a finger up his butt… and the other suggests he might enjoy it.

11:35 – Two words: Cordless toothbrush

12:50 – Michael Jackson: Thriller is c**p

14:28 – Google App for iPhone, and why Apple shit a brick

17:55 – Two hours of pushin’ brooms, Josh Sullivan of 52 Friends insists he’s not gettin’ any during his Kerouac-esque year-long road trip and tells the boys about a scary experience with one of the hosts who let ‘em sleep on their couch for a week.

24:02 – Jedi says Tesco discriminated against him

26:43 – Art answers your questions, admits to a sexually transmitted threepeat

]]> http://www.lessernerds.com/2009/09/episode4/feed/ 0 52 Friends,Amazing Race,App Store,Apple,Asperger's Syndrome,autotune,breasts,cancer,Google,Google Voice,hobo,iPhone I can explain it in a simple phrase: cordless toothbrush. No matter how big a fan I will ever be of Kevin Smith, I will never be as big a fan of Kevin Smith as Kevin Smith is of Kevin Smith. Please make sure you clear your Google search history befor... Crashboy gives a crash course in Google Voice and why it may be scary. The nerds do good in the world by discussing breast movement, and catch up with a 21st century hobo stealing someone's WiFi. Michael Jackson hated Thriller? Art insists his voice doesn't need Autotune. And we ask, "what's an ass burger?" 00:00 - The boys can't pronounce a syndrome highlighted on The Amazing Race. Does this mean they've got it, too (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asbergers_syndrome)? And why Kevin Smith is an ass. 05:10 - I Am T-Pain is a pain in the ass (http://iamtpain.smule.com/), and Art insists it doesn't do squat for him. 06:48 - Bouncing Canadian breasts. Google search results here. One of the boys insists he hasn't had a finger up his butt... and the other suggests he might enjoy it. 11:35 - Two words: Cordless toothbrush 12:50 - Michael Jackson: Thriller is c**p (http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/jackson-hated-thriller-album_1117300) 14:28 - Google App for iPhone, and why Apple shit a brick (http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/09/18/google-says-apple-flatly-rejected-voice-app-for-iphone/) 17:55 - Two hours of pushin' brooms, Josh Sullivan of 52 Friends (http://www.myspace.com/fiftytwofriends) insists he's not gettin' any during his Kerouac-esque year-long road trip and tells the boys about a scary experience with one of the hosts who let 'em sleep on their couch for a week. 24:02 - Jedi says (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/18/jedi-religion-tesco-hood-jones) Tesco discriminated against him 26:43 - Art answers your questions (http://www.lessernerds.com/ask/), admits to a sexually transmitted threepeat the Nerds yes