Previously on the show, the nerds questioned whether or not people still read Playboy.  Well now they have an easier way to do it.  Now that Hef’s new young bride is feeding him his blue pills in the freshly disinfected and now 100% disease free grotto, his business savvy daughter has put every single page in Playboy’s illustrious 57 year history online.  So for the millions who were looking for that long sought after Bruce Dern interview, your luck is about to change.

Those listening to the show last week will remember our luck needed a bit of changing when it came to interviewing the author of “Man Up” who we found on a train to work.  This week Crashboy sits him down to talk about the finer skills involved with being a modern man, including the controversial inclusion of bra removal.  (not your own)

Of course0 as everyone knows, the real measure of a man is his fertility, or lack thereof.  And researchers this week found a rather unusual way to determine which men will be more likely to have boys that can swim.  It all has to do with a length measurement, but….. umm…… probably not the one you’re thinking of.

All that plus, what we learned this week from an anonymous projectionist nicknamed “Deep Focus”, the nerds make a brief return to vajazling, and why you might want to work for a German insurance company.

We look at the “Twoddler”, a stunning and promising new technology that will be obsolete by the time you read this. If so, it will join the list of everyday things that have become extinct over the last decade.

Art Carlson confesses his desire to get an ultraviolet tattoo, while Crashboy reciprocates by confessing his crush on the girl who builds Millennium Falcon beds (the show’s not called “Lesser Nerds” for nothing).

We also look at rhinos, cougars and swine flu. Just in time for the holidays!